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👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. GODS, GUTS & GOBSMACKS A Spiritual WTF-Explainer in 2025 Style By WTF Global Times | Satire | Philosophy | Religious Identity in Crisis Mode BOMBSHELL REPORT! The year is 2025. Trump is in the White House. The Ayatollah is still trending on TikTok. And somewhere between a Twitter war about halal bacon and a Church that livestreams baptisms with Snapchat filters, someone just asked the most terrifying question of the decade: "Would you still believe in your religion if you weren’t born into it?" Cue the existential meltdowns. Enter the holy hashtags. And light the ceremonial incense. Because ladies and gentlemen (and all 108 genders recognized by the United Nations), we are entering the WTF multiverse of religious introspection. THE GREAT GODLOTTERY OF BIRTH Let’s face it. You didn’t choose your religion. You inherited ...

When John Hagee met John Bolton inside Donald Trump's brain, the Middle East exploded. Literally. By our count, this war began with drones, but the real payload might’ve been spiritual. As Iranian missile sites smolder and Trump tweets “GOD CHOSE ME,” a less-reported fuel behind this fire is finally getting the light it deserves: apocalyptic Christian prophecy.  What if American foreign policy didn’t just emerge from CIA war rooms, defense contractor lobbyists, or Twitter—but from the pages of Revelation, as interpreted by pastors with large followings and even larger private jets? Welcome to the WTF world of prophetic geopolitics —where policy papers meet Rapture literature, and Iran might be nuked not to contain uranium but to fulfill a 19th-century Anglo-Irish priest’s nightmare vision of the end times. Prophets, Not Policy Wonks If you’re wondering what Bible verses have to do with cruise missiles, you’re already behind. For millions of evangelical Americans—and many of Trump’s...

Jesus Was a Brown Jew. Christian Zionists Prefer Him White and Armed!  WTF? (Weird, True & Freaky) Christian Zionism   is a bizarre cocktail of politics, prophecy, and selective scripture reading—where ancient scrolls get weaponized into modern real estate claims. It’s less “Jesus loves you” and more “Jesus needs you to bulldoze a Palestinian village so he can land on the Mount of Olives.” 1. What is Christian Zionism? Christian Zionism is the belief that the Jewish people have a divine right to the land of Israel, and that Christians must support the Jewish state unconditionally—politically, financially, and militarily—because it’s God’s will. It is a political and theological movement among some Christians—especially Evangelical Protestants—that supports the modern state of Israel based on their interpretation of the Bible. At its core, Christian Zionism teaches that: The return of Jews to the Holy Land is a fulfillment of biblical prophecy. The establishment of the ...

  👁️‍🗨️ WTF: Weird, True & Freaky — Not Profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs Start Tweeting It. Presented by WTF Intelligence: Where Faith Meets Firepower, and Drones Quote the Torah. How Israel's War With Iran Became a Bible Sequel, an Airstrike Ballet, and a Diplomatic WTF There are wars. Then there are  WTF Wars . And then there's  Israel vs. Iran 2025  — the geopolitical remix of  Book of Numbers  featuring F-35s, cyber ops, biblical foreshadowing, and a cast of 12 spies... except this time, they didn’t just scout the land — they  flattened it . If you thought Moses splitting the Red Sea was nuts, wait till you see what Iron Dome did to the Ayatollah’s secret uranium enrichment bunker in Qom. This isn’t just warfare — this is spiritual theatre wrapped in AI targeting software. So, what’s going on here? Let’s start with the Torah. No, seriously. Don’t close the tab. This matters. A Short Guide to the Biblical Parallel That’s Not So Metaphorical An...

By: Abdullah al-Satire | Chief Apocalyptic Analyst, Department of Messianic Mayhem Move over Voldemort. Sit down, Thanos. Kindly unplug, Skynet. Because when it comes to end-of-the-world bosses , Islam has its very own final boss battle — Ad-Dajjal . The Antichrist of Islam , Dajjal is the fire-breathing, one-eyed, chaos-incarnating, global gaslighter that scholars, imams, and WhatsApp forwards have been warning Muslims about for 1400 years. He’s not just a villain. He’s the villain. The OG liar. The master deceiver. The messiah impersonator. He doesn’t just troll — he declares himself God … and people believe him. Yes. People. Believe. Him. Welcome to the End Times. Part I: Who is Dajjal? In Arabic, “Dajjal” comes from the word dajl , meaning to deceive, to lie, to cover the truth . He is commonly referred to as Al-Masih ad-Dajjal — “The False Messiah.” He’s the Islamic equivalent of the Antichrist , but unlike vague western lore, Islamic sources describe him in weirdly s...

By: Abdullah al-Satire, Chief Correspondent, Department of WTF Eschatology The End is Near… or Is It Just Stuck in Traffic? In every religion, there's always That Guy. The One. The Promised. The myth-shrouded messiah who shows up just before the world goes full apocalypse. In Christianity, he’s Jesus on a comeback tour. In Hinduism, it’s Kalki, descending on a white horse with a flaming sword. In Buddhism, it’s Maitreya, the future Buddha chillin’ in cosmic prep school. And in Islam, we get… The Mahdi — part savior, part mystery man, and full-time reason for every WhatsApp forward during a pandemic. But who is this elusive Mahdi? When is he coming? Is he already here? Is he on X (formerly Twitter)? Did he ghost everyone in the 9th century? Or is he just waiting for 5G coverage to improve? Grab your turbans and telescopes, folks. We’re diving deep into one of Islam’s most debated, awaited, and memed concepts: The Coming of Allah’s Guidance — aka Mahdi: The Deluxe End-of-Times ...