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🎯Holy Confusion! How Many Catholics Does It Take to Confuse a Protestant?...

  🗞️ THE WTF GLOBAL TIMES Half headline, half punchline—fully informed. July 21, 2025 | Editorial Desk Washington DC | Vatican City | Your Local Parish 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. The Divine Mystery of 24 Rites, 1 Church, and a Pope Who Can Speak Ukrainian! By our resident ecclesiastical comedian and part-time altar boy whisperer,  Father WTFicus von Papalazzi WTF?   You thought “Catholic” meant just one big mega-church in Rome with fancy hats, Latin mumbo-jumbo, incense allergies, and a Pope who may or may not be Batman.  But wait—what if we told you there are  24  other  autonomous Catholic Rites  who all believe in the same basic theology but use wildly different liturgies, wear dramatically diverse robes, and in some cases, drink coffee  before  communion? Yes, Karen, there’s more to Catholicism than the Roman Catholic one...
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✝️THE MISSING MESSIAH YEARS: JESUS VANISHES BETWEEN 12 AND 30 — WHERE WAS HE, GALILEE OR GLASTONBURY?...

📰  WTF GLOBAL TIMES  WEIRD. TRUE. FREAKY.    Where Truth Is Stranger Than Scripture. 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it. When the Gospel skips 18 years and your brain can't even... By our Holy Moly Correspondent | July 2025 | Nazareth to Nowhere Edition Let us begin with the most awkward jump-cut in religious biography history: “And Jesus grew in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and man…”  —Luke 2:52 ** [ CUT TO BLACK ] “Now Jesus was about thirty years old when he began his ministry.”  —Luke 3:23 Wait, what? Where did our teenage savior go? Did he get stuck at Hebrew Hogwarts? Join a biker gang in Samaria? Work at his dad’s carpentry shop while watching Judas do TikTok challenges? Welcome to the weirdest ellipsis in scripture: The Missing Messiah Years. From age 12 to 30, Jesus drops out of the biblical narrative like your cousin...
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🎭Newton vs. the Trinity: The Secret Heresy of the Man Who Defined Gravity (and Might Have Snorted Opium with a Turkish Wizard)...

🗞️ WTF Global Times  Special Feature | July 2025 Edition By Our Editorial Board |  WTF Religion and Heresy 👁️‍🗨️  This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. Not as profanity. Unless the Ayatollahs start tweeting it.   Newton the Heretic!  Isaac Newton, that apple-fearing, calculus-summoning, gravity-obsessed Englishman, also spent his evenings deciphering the Book of Revelation, decoding the date of the Second Coming, and quietly rejecting Christianity’s most sacred dogma. Not sin, not Satan, not seafood—no, Newton said “Nah” to the Trinity. And he had to keep it a secret. Because, in 17th-century Cambridge, denying the Trinity could get you burnt at stake. Or worse—turned into Anglican foie gras. Welcome to yet another edition of WTF Religion and Heresy , brought to you by a nation where Trump is President again, quantum evangelicals are a thing, and half of TikTok is arguing over whether Jesus was secretly a mushroom. But l...
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📚God Hates... Grammar? — The WTF Truth About Leviticus, Linguistic Gymnastics, and Yahweh’s Alleged Bed Rules...

  🗞️ WTF Global Times We're logged in. So you don't have to be. 👁️‍🗨️ This Blog uses WTF strictly in the context of: Weird, True & Freaky. And what’s freakier than realizing entire theologies may be based on  bad translation, ancient bedsharing etiquette, and Paul’s overactive imagination? “It’s not Adam and Steve” was always a weird argument—especially when Yahweh never even mentioned Steve. But what if the real scandal wasn’t the sin… but the syntax?” By Our Editorial Board   | Special Feature | July 2025 Edition In a year when Donald J. Trump is back in the White House, TikTok is selling theology courses, and artificial intelligence can now compose Psalms in Akkadian, it’s only fitting that we reopen the biblical wormhole of Leviticus 18:22. That verse. The one that has been weaponized at everything from gay rights to rainbow cupcakes at church bake sales. But what if we’ve been misreading it for—wait for it— 3,000 years? Grab your scrolls. Put ...
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